sleeping naked is very dangerous bc if someone breaks into your house at night it would be very embarrassing to fight him off while naked
on the contrary: if he is shocked by your nakedness it could put him off balance enough for you to start yodeling and really freak him the fuck out before you knee him in the balls with your bare leg and run to call 911
There are two kinds of people.
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#imagine you’re about to take a big bit out of your burrito or some shit #and then suddenly there’s this dude in a trenchcoat standing next to you #and then he bitch slaps the burrito out of your hand and turns out all of that chicken and cheese you packed in there #and you can only watch as he flaps out the tortilla and checks both sides #’My apologies.’ he drops the tortilla in your hand getting sour cream all over your favorite shirt #’What the fuck are you doing?’ #’I’m looking for god.’ #’I JUST WANTED TO EAT MY FUCKING BURRITO’
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God I love that second picture
He’s still totally gorgeous even when he is angry
This picture completed my life. Everything makes so much sense now.
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